Doesn't This Take A Lot
of City Resources?
Other than the considerable amount of taxpayer money Ankeny spent on
lawyers and administrators going after me and my lights, my display
took fewer city resources than the average block party last year (a
"Local Traffic Only" sign and answering one call about a blocked
drive for my display vs. two barricades and a police officer working
PR for an hour for a block party). At the same time my display served
thousands of residents (vs. how ever many show up for a block party),
added serious income to the local economy, and generated warm feelings
for the community they simply couldn't afford to buy any other way.
How Many Visitors?
At an estimated 24 cars per hour average, more than 3500 people would
have seen my display during the course of the entire Christmas lighting
season. You would never guess it, because I live on a side street that
provides a natural traffic pattern to my house that eliminates problems.
Also, because it is a computerized presentation, the way my visitors
view the lights is by waiting in a single-file line along the curb stretching
back both ways from my house. Which not only keeps the street open but
is safer than traditional displays where visitors completely block the
street in both directions as they view lights. While driving. With their
lights off.
Are Christmas Lights Really
Illegal in Ankeny?
Unless my lights don't count, yes they are. And they've told me and
a couple of key legislators who have objected that they intend to keep
it that way. So if the City tells you (read
their letter here) that Christmas lights, including my lights, are
not illegal, they are simply not telling you the truth, and they know
it. So ask them this: If there is no law against Christmas lights in
Ankeny, then why did the City's LAWYER send me a certified letter before
my display was ever built threatening LEGAL action and quoting the City's
nuisance LAW as the basis for it? And why did a LAW ENFORCEMENT officer
respond to the only complaint they got all season by coming to my house
and telling me I had to shut down because my lights were illegally violating
that very Ankeny LAW?
What Your My Neighbors
Think?
Other than the helicopter tours none of us like, or having to tell the
occasional boorish visitor blocking our drives to move, I have received
nothing but positive feedback from my neighbors. Although I have to
admit that, for the most part, I have the best neighbors you're going
to find anywhere. Is it totally hassle-free? No. Is it worth it? Yes.
For example, the kids next door set up a hot chocolate stand and raised
money for the Animal Rescue League. I got a couple of nice notes from
other neighbors. Fact is that you can't tell anything is going on when
you're in your house unless some visitor starts honking their horn or
otherwise abusing the privilege. Except for those noisy, obnoxious helicopters.
Doesn't Traffic Clog Your
Neighborhood?
A city out of control generally justifies their heavy-handed abuse of
power under the guise of "public safety," which is a genuine responsibility.
But in this case it's a straw man. Because I not only live in a
perfect location with a three-block stretch without intersections
to create natural traffic flows to and from the display. But my display
is also a short, computer-controlled "show." Which means you have to
wait in line to see it, at which point you have made it to the front
of the house where you can watch the display. With most displays more
visitors means more congestion and clogged streets. With my display,
more visitors just means a longer line. With visitors waiting single-file
along the curb stretching back only as far as they are willing to wait.
The only traffic problem with my display is when a resident vehicle
parks along the curb, forcing the line of visitors into the middle of
the street (or backing up to Grant Street in 2007) Which is the very
issue I went to the city for help on in the first place. Imagine that.
Why Does The City Have
A Problem With Your Lights But Not The Ones In The Southeast Part Of
Town?
Good question.